Owner of (and allergic to) Heartfoot and sister of Sarah. Student, gamer, otaku, Linux wannabe: so we'll call her a protagonist, for lack of a better term.

Sarcastic and hyperactive self-proclaimed "code virtuoso". Works at D&M, which is just like all those other cubicled software companies. Might have some sort of super alter-ego to escape the mindless tedium-- but since it's Dom, probably not.

Cohort, (comparatively) natural redhead, and over-all Kicker of Ass. Purveyor of girls-nights-in to watch sci-fi and anime, sneaky iced tea, and other plots.

Sister of Ash. We'd say she's Heartfoot's aunt, but that's not true and really really weird when you think about it too hard. She likes Firefly, so she's not a lost cause.

Gaming buddy, especially on Runescape. Has a psychic cell phone.

Founder of the Commission To Beat The Crap Out Of Various Things (said "various things" are usually guys).

Otaku, gamer, artist. Really likes hugs.

How Heartfoot, exactly, became a lolcat is a subject of much contention. Perhaps he was born one; maybe it was from sitting on the PS2 too often. Whatever the cause, we're thankful no one can hear his thoughts.